I may never have to grill my own food again.
Author: kenny (Page 4 of 47)
Using the toilet below septic level like a trash bin will eventually clog the lift pump and create a very unpleasant flood in your basement.
Show up at dance class even if you’re too tired.
Replace the rigid metal supply line with flexible hose the first time you have a leak from the upstairs toilet that destroys the downstairs bedroom ceiling.
Even when chilly and overcast is the best August can provide, a trip to the beach capped by ice cream and brats on the grill is a winner.
Homeowners tearing out wet moldy drywall barehanded and without proper containment is frowned upon by the processional restoration community.
Keep what’s important to God front and center because you really do not know how much time you have left.
Don’t have a pen in your hand when you try to replace the trash liner in the office.
Knowing my bosses and clients value me doesn’t motivate me; I need to hear it…a lot.
I am not spending nearly enough time with God.
My wife wins way more than her share of contest prizes.
Some of the boys get overly stressed and lock up when they don’t have “the plan”…me, too.
Make sure the towels are in and the car windows are up before calling it a night in case there’s and unexpected overnight downpour.
Go cart racing is fun but would be better if you couldn’t run the whole course wide open.
A chocolate malt is worth the wait (but it does contain wheat).
I am perfectly happy watching trucks, trains, cars, boats, and planes go in circles with my 4-year-old aboard, especially when there are no lines.
It’s good to experience the beauty and danger of real river rapids and steep rock chasms.
Having my 19-year-old niece articulate keen insights about her own life and broader human experience was as refreshing as it was remarkable.
Cooking with an open camp grill requires a lot of charcoal and time to get hot.
Calmly working out alternatives after a breakdown 400 miles from home makes it a memorable adventure rather than just a long, painful day.